Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

Baltimore Handshake by Hog1 October 24, 2003

Baltimore Whitefish 

A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.

"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."

Baltimore Whitefish by City Forever. December 30, 2004

Baltimore Deep Counter 

When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.

Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.

Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.

Chris: Charity work again, huh?

Baltimore Deep Counter by Susie_Qsie March 1, 2019

Baltimore Bitch Slap 

The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”

Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”

Baltimore Bitch Slap by Junxie Biggs November 9, 2019

Baltimore Basket 

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.

That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him th ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.

Baltimore Basket by Irukandji July 11, 2007

baltimore brownie 

the act of shitting on the top of a girls head and jizzing on the shit...only can be completed by the most advanced of men

baltimore brownie
(mid-blow job)
"damn i gotta shit"-guy
"ok but wen u get up can u get me a brownie, im hungry"-bitch
"alright if u say so"
(proceeds to pull out, shit on the top of her head, and then blowing his man juice on the top of the freshly steamed shit)
"ahhh wtf i thought u loved me"-bitch
"NOPE!....leaves the house and proceeds to tell all his friends

baltimore brownie by tony danza is the boss December 9, 2009

Baltimore Peapod 

When a man inserts one of his testicals in a woman's vaginga (for pleasure) then has the other ball outside of the vaginal curtains stimulating the clitoris, while both lovers shake vigorously.

Travis gave Astird the best Baltimore Peapod of her life (while her dog Duece watched). She female ejaculated 37 times!

Baltimore Peapod by Magpie-Lovers March 16, 2009