bagdad

where is my 'Bagdad?'
Asking ones father where ones bag is placed.

son: hey dad... you seen my bag?
dad: what son?... speak up!... i cant hear you?
son: *muffled* HAVE YOU SEEN my BAGDAD?
dad: somewere in Iraq isnt it?

by lipchin October 1, 2012

Baghdadford

Bedford. see Middle East.

"I went to Baghdadford & all I got was this lousy ice cream (which I dropped in the Ousephrates after being attacked by a pigeon)" 2004 advert for Bedford Tourism Council

by Ronny St Papps September 18, 2005

Baghdadul

When a man called ‘Abdul’ clarts the entire universe!

Just Baghdadul them, you get me’

by Aim Booster June 15, 2021

Baghdadi turnpike

When you and your buddy cum at the same time, while banging a girl, and you make sudden prolonged eye-contact.

Me and Dave accidentally visited the Baghdadi Turnpike last Wednesday with Michelle

by TrumpSucks2k16 May 31, 2023

Bagdad Beatdown

When 5 or more men of Arabic decent dress as Taliban and proceed to smack their shafts on a females face with violent, heavy swings.

She was caught stealing a loaf of bread, and as punishment, received a Bagdad Beatdown.

by tha-creator February 22, 2015

Bagdad Trousers

Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.

The man with the AK47 was wearing Bagdad Trousers.

by maudibe July 8, 2016

Baghdanov

A fungal infection derived from an unkempt sore brought on by walking barefoot through feces.

By the fourth day without simple hygein, he had developed Baghdanov on his left foot.

by flamedaisy February 9, 2018