Dirty Bagel

The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.

Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!

by Hal G July 18, 2006

Bagel Bumper

A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".

Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.

by JohnF November 27, 2003

Bagel Bear

1. A mythical creature that consumes an inordinate amount of food and Ovaltine.
2. The epitome of awesomeness.
3. A pulchritudinous female who posses bagels for a nose and ears.

That fat ass eats like a bagel bear.

by branjon April 2, 2008

Bagel Bomb

The act of placing a bagel into a ziplock bag, then urinating in the bag and placing it in a closet for a week or so. In a week the bagel has absorbed a lot of the urine and the urine has turned black. This can be smashed the door of your arch nemesis.

Man that bagel bomb is ripe! Yeh I am going to toss at my neighbor's door because his dog keeps crapping on my lawn.

by Genkino November 30, 2006

anus bagel

The sexual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone's anus, thus toasting the inside of their anus.

Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.

Hence the term, Anus Bagel.

"When Deev wouldn't sing with us, we threatened him with an anus bagel"
Toasty Anus
Anus

by Spectre-Atlas December 14, 2015

Acid Bagel

The web of lies created when a girl messes around with more than one man.

person one: "dude that whore has no conscience. She's been fucking Travis AND Lenny and they don't even know it!"
person two: "yeah she got herself into a real acid bagel."

by Mr. Tinker April 29, 2010

bageeves

A synonym for the ever-popular pseudo-deity "bajesus", son of "bamary" and "bajoseph" of "babethlehem". The natural habitat of the bageeves is inside of a person who frightens easily.

John scared the bageeves out of that little kid and made him cry.

by better than me? March 30, 2009