get baked

Smoking a larger than normal quantity of marijuana, usually resulting in a good few hours of laziness, desire to eat fast food (or junk food) and/or fall asleep.
"Hey dude, want to get baked tonight?"
by Edouard July 03, 2006
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Stealth Baked

Being baked but not showing signs of it
A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.
by NeoLobster August 08, 2010
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chicken bake

The tastiest way to have a heart attack.
A chicken bake, found in the vast majority of Costco food courts, is basically a sort of baguette stuffed with chicken, bacon bits, and a kind of mayonnaise-y sauce. It is topped with cheese and baked.

With more than 50 grams of fat (80% DV), 1961 mg sodium (82% DV), and 1007 calories, Costco's chicken bake is a delicious death sentence.
by ILoveCostco November 28, 2011
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wake and bake

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?
by Anonymous July 02, 2003
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bake off

bake off is like saying fuck offgo away .

like just bake off
jim: that joke did not bang

you : no one asked just bake off lad
by Bazzysmuck January 07, 2022
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pheta-baked

The optimal level of high; between 'too high' and 'just high enough'. pheta-baked.
stoner 1: dude, i was so high last night..

stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.
by jchapm1590 October 17, 2011
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baked coincidence

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
by benny the baker April 02, 2009
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