autismic radiation

when someone who is really stupid is sitting near you, and all of a sudden you and everyone near you becomes stupid

Luke emits autismic radiation.

by Michinator May 2, 2017

Gears Of Autism

A fidget spinner.

The origin is Gears of War, but replace "War" with "Autism". Why, because fidget spinners were originally meant to entertain children with disabilities.

*9th grader spins fidget spinner*
"Gears of War? More like Gears of Autism!"

by twoleggedtable December 11, 2017

Autism Chicken

When one of your classmates start going wild because of other classmates bugging them.

"Logan's Bothering Kejuan again, he's acting like an autism chicken!"

"Brady is going to make Jazmin's autism chicken come out again."

by Ivan Roberto March 6, 2019

Autism Karen

The Mother of an autistic child that refuses to listen to the opinions of autistic adults and thinks she knows better because she did a course.

That group is full of Autism Karen's sharing the puzzle piece.

by Facepipe July 19, 2020

Sexual Autism

A disorder which is primarily characterized by a lack of appropriate social skills in the bedroom. The person seems normal until in a sexual situation, at which time they have no idea how to act appropriately. It is important to note that this is different than being self-centered; it's not that they don't care what their partner wants, they just can't grasp the concept.

The whole time we were having sex she counted how many stars were on the ceiling, OUTLOUD!!! I think she has sexual autism.

After he came he kept shouting "I WIN!!!, I WIN!!!. I think he has sexual autism.

by Sexmission August 5, 2011

Romantic Autism

A normally social person who shuts down and cannot speak in the presence of a potential romantic partner.

I walked up to this girl in the bar and my romantic autism kicked in, couldn't say a word, couldn't move, felt like a had to flee.

by cochiseofcanada November 16, 2019

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021