Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder

The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.

President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?

by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011

Negative Attention

Is when one uses a facial expression that shows anger or displeasure towards another person, then often followed speaking critical language of a particular act or acts.

Tom really showed, Negative Attention to Jim about his recent actions.

by John Wordsleuth June 25, 2021

attention deficit vagina

any male who consciously or unconsciously deserts his fellow male bretherin in a futile attempt to get some snatch or pussy. This is usually done by an inferior male that believes himself to be of high status.

Male 1: Dude, Frank is such a douchebag!
Male 2: why, did he hit on your bitch or something?
Male 1: Worse, he had major attention deficit vagina and bailed on me and the guys!
Male 2: Did he at least get any?
Male 1: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Male 2: Wow, Frank is a fucking prick

by Nurak K. June 9, 2008

Attention Desire Disorder

An unnatural craving for attention at all times. Subject will make loud noises, interrupt conversations, or perform outrageous acts to seek attention from others. The other A.D.D. problem.

There goes Ron again, running around the office in his underwear and tie. He's got really bad Attention Desire Disorder (A.D.D).

by Kevin Galligan March 6, 2009

Subconscious Attention Seeker

This term is used to describe a person who instinctively butts into a conversation without real thought and blurs out an obviously untrue response just for attention.

Jamie: "Hey Kieran, sorry to hear about your tongue"

Kieran: "Thanks, there I was skipping along and I just bit my tongue and now it's bleeding."

Robyn: "Hey did you guys say something about a tongue? I once bit my tongue off and it grew back in 2 days!"

Jamie: "Sure it did..."

Kieran: "Oh leave her alone, you know she's a subconscious attention seeker and will say anything to look cool"

Jamie: "Fair play"

by Urbansfinestdude June 14, 2010

attention whore

Someone who comes on cam nude to a Yahoo "BBW" chatroom, when there is no such a thing as big and beautiful. Gets mad for being asked to show nipples after she "flashed" by covering her breasts. Whines incessantly and puts down people online, but wouldn't do so in person. Works part-time because she used all the valuable time on the chatroom. Posted photos of her faces in different ways. Writes blogs putting down others when everything is really all her own fault, in order to gain sympathy.

That wanda_your_bbw_fantasy is such an attention whore.

by Isn't me June 13, 2007

Pay Attention to Me Text

A text message sent to a former lover that may give false hope to the brokenhearted but only serves to boost the heart breaker's fragile ego. Pay Attention to Me Texts often appear casual and benign, such as "Hey, what's up?" However, when properly ignored, they frequently progress to more desperate attempts to be noticed, such as, "I heard our song on the radio today," or "I can't stop thinking about you."

The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.

Guy#1: Marlene texted me today to say she misses me. Maybe she wants to get back together?

Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!

by Pavlov's Cat October 16, 2011