asscited

(adj.) Stirred emotionally to get some action.

Usually used before mattress mambo.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I saw you with that chick last night.

Bro 2: Bro, which one?

Bro 1: The blonde one bro, you gettin' some?

Bro 2: Yeah, i'm asscited.

by Gieaa July 29, 2009

Assitosis

Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".

Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."

by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012

Assitarien

A Assitarien is a male or female, who is on a strict diet of only eating ass.

Did you hear that Jim has decided to become a Assitarien, because Monica's pussy was so bad?

by TheCouplesFeed July 1, 2016

Asspiperdolic

Someone who has nothing better to do but try to ruin peoples lives.

My ex is an asspiperdolic.

by HarleyPrincess May 31, 2017

Asspirational

Description of an ass that is of such good quality someone would aspire to have an ass like that.

CardiB’s booty is lookin asspirational on stage tonight.

by Thirsty Emily October 17, 2017

Asspath

an asspath is a person who is simply acting like an ass, while simultaneously going down the wrong path.

"What's up asspath"
"Really asspath?"

by fuckinganus January 13, 2018

aspitipy

m & jays nockof seris to yiay

wana watch sum yiay? na lets watch aspitipy

by oops dont vote January 28, 2019