assumation

A large gathering of clowns.

-Woah, there are a lot of clowns around here.
-Yeah, I hear there is an an assumation in town.

by Jesse The Man Blackheart January 17, 2010

Assiated

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.

"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"

by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005

Assimle

one who lies and makes him or herself look completely and utterly stupid.

"Blake you're an assimle!!!!!" or "Freaking assimle!"

by Fo'Shizz September 5, 2009

assiza

European princess of great beauty and wealth. You will want to to please her in every way. She has hot body and is built to please.

I am so lucky my girlfriend is such an assiza I am buying her a car for her birthday.

by tourquoisesky February 4, 2010

assmatic

When you see a girls bajing jings.

Ethan: Yo you that girl?
Adam: YEAH MAN SHE GOT THEM BIG BAJINGJINGS THAT MADE ME REALLY ASSMATIC.

by Big BajingJing Man January 8, 2018

Assmatic

When see a very attractive booty that have you pause for a minute or hyponize to it.

To describe an attractive butt

Rob: Yo you seen that girl's booty bruh that booty nice

Jay: Word that booty assmatic.

by Jb93 June 22, 2014

hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster

North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"

by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011