Assboating

When someone sticks their face in between your ass cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating "brrr" sound with their lips.

Mike saw a naked Tim lean over to pick something up and launched a sexy surprise assboating attack.

Ken ended up accidentally assboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after sex.

by MissLynx September 2, 2013

assboob

when u shit on a girls boobs and rub it in with ur ass

omg bc spearo has such big mitties (man titties) i gave him an assboob in the gym locker room

by timmy taint January 13, 2008

Assbitch

Sorta like an asshole but a chick. Guys are assholes and girls are assbitches

Me: I'd call her an asshole, but she's a chick
Friend: she's an assbitch!

by Silo-is-the-name August 13, 2016

Assgoth

an "assgoth" is a hardcore gaymetal person with no balls, and they're usually just pozers or penis-suckers. they seem to think they're hardcore, but in reality they suck complete ass and they all need to die. Examples of assgoths: anyone on uranium of fuse, and...Rob Zombie, and, half the bitchiz in hihg school like "base chick" or something, long story.

"Dude, those guys are such assgoths."
"My balonie has a first name, its A-S-S-G-O-T-H....."

by SkitzoFERRNia November 14, 2003

assbite

one who bitres the anal parts

you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass

by dranem March 4, 2005

assbat

Flying mammal that resembles a human ass. This creature native to Southern Minnesota has rarely been photographed.

I hear Tom Cruise was attacked by an assbat at night while filming a movie in the early 1990s.

by janicegravy August 23, 2011

Assdot

ass-dotas-dot -noun

1) An irritating user (computer)
2) A user who enters data during a release and makes a mess of things

Looks like we had 5 assdots during last nights release

by TenKracer April 16, 2008