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asphinctersayswhat?

A word used to make someone else look like a prat or sphincter. Most famously used by the legend Mike Myers in the film Wayne's World.
Excuse me Mr Bush asphinctersayswhat? To which Mr Bush replies what? thus becoming a sphincter.
by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 20, 2005
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asphyxiate

To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.

Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.
Ah, shit, I asphyxiated that prostitute!!!
by bone squid January 25, 2005
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Hey man you know who the imposter is?”
“ASPIT”
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Aspen

Aspen is a person who is known for her smile and great personality.she has her days but in the end she’ll always be there to put a smile on your face.shes sarcastic,funny,caring,fun,clumsy,and blunt she tells you how it is because she wants your best interest. She’s also very pretty and knows how to dress.She’s loyal and will do anything for the ones she loves she gives off positive vibes and also loves food and is good at sports she’s also super creative and good at anything she does she’s super wise despite experience and is trustworthy and intelligent and can have her bad days but she always rises above
Kyle:hey do you know aspen

Joe:no but I’ve heard people talking bout her she seems cool
Kyle:shes awesome you’d love her
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Asparagus Line

The back-up line in hockey that is awful. The line that can not produce any sort of achievement on the ice.
"I'm tired of this asparagus line on the ice, let's get the studs back on there."
by Run CMC January 25, 2012
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aspro

A slow working dope.
Usually a college that is slower than everyone else
For fuck sake aspro!.... do you have another gear?we need to finish the job today, not next week
by timbo6969 January 3, 2017
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Primal Aspid

Person 1: How was your Steel Soul run?

Person 2: Great until those fucking Primal Aspids fucked me over in Kingdom's Edge
by A Local Idiot March 7, 2021
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