armpit time machine

1. when the smell of your armpits brings back the memories of adolescence.

2. a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.

Dude it smells funky up in here; it's like an armpit time machine.

While doing a pit check Dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.

by Drockinit April 24, 2010

Armpitties

Breasts (male or female) that originate from the armpit region instead of the chest where they should be. Not limited to folds under the arm- often times, the areola will be there too. Occurs on older big women, natural asymmetries and botched boob jobs.

Bryon: "Dang, that girl has armpitties!"
Kim: "And that's why she can't put her arms down!"

by Partners in crime June 16, 2016

armpit juice

A damn warm mixture of thick juices that are a product of sweat and liquidized deoderant. Usually found in extremely obese feminists.

Hey did you taste Debra’s armpit juice? It tasted like mouthwash mixed with fresh warm diarrhea.

by Amrpit juice November 24, 2017

Roughneck Armpump

The act of giving a handjob with sandpaper.

"Dude, my meat is all raw. Jen gave my a Roughneck Armpump last night."

"You masochistic bastard."

by hockal00gy January 24, 2013

Cleaner than a mexicans armpit

When somthing is bad but not that bad.

That movie sucked!
Well it was cleaner than a mexicans armpit so it wasnt a total waste of time.
Yeah i guess.

by wehttam16 October 21, 2010

armpit

1. An unfavorable place or region, a backwater or insignificant place. A dive or undesriable business or establishment. 2. A bad part of something. 3. The worst part of a bad thing or place.

Oklahoma is the armpit of the midwest.

by Big Rob August 26, 2004

Amputate

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.

Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."

by ebarb44 March 6, 2010