Apple

What the fuck are you stupid. It’s a goddamn apple.
Guy stupid:”yo what’s an apple
Guy 2:”are you an idiot jerry?”
Jerry(guy stupid):”yes.”
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Also known as Adam's Fruit, that snakes fruit. A edible fruit found when you behead a male. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider. It can also play songs and turn people into zombies. The only way to kill it is to put it in the washing mashine for at least 2 hours, or simply blend it.
Hey hey apple.
by MagicButtons May 04, 2011
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Qaulity computer that is the best choice for video, pictures, or music editing. Not for gaming due to compatibility issues. Morons like to argue which is better,Windows or Macs, I personally think that both are good for certain things. People who say that, "Windows sucks because it crashes every 2 minutes" either have never owned a windows computer,or just had a shitty computer and didn't set it up properly.
Macs are good and so are PC's.
by Hack Nike June 04, 2005
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Something that kids now a days use to smoke pot out of.
"Shit I forgot my pipe!"
"We can just smoke out of this Apple!"
by Mack-Daddy! September 21, 2009
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a 4-8 player game consisting of only men standing in a circle surrounding an apple. The players start to masturbate, last one to ejaculate has to eat the apple.

losing is not an option
Joe: Hey, Hank. Me and the guys are gonna play a game of apple after school, you in?

Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......
by assfaggot November 02, 2009
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"so I was appleing today when..."
by Ally Outbreak October 07, 2007
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C'mon, really? Do you honestly need a definition for this?
If you don't know what an apple is how are you using a computer?
by Themadbaron March 16, 2011
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