anchor dick

When a guy has had so much to drink and it feels like he has an anchor in his dick and can't get a boner

I just took a piss and realized I had a major case of anchor dick. Looks like I won't be getting any tonight.

by joeyyanks August 22, 2010

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anchored

When a person gets intoxicated to the point that they can no longer hold themselves upright. To get so intoxicated that you become anchored to the floor.

I drank so much liquor last night that I got anchored to the toilet bowl.

by Mar titration March 7, 2014

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This is the prettiest girl in school. She cares about others before she cares about herself.She also falls into depression if she feels like she did the wrong thing. She is extremely fit and shy. She has stunning eyes and an even better smile

Dylan: Ay yo Anche is like the nicest girl in our school

Luke : Yeah man I would totally simp over her

by Sadclassclown April 16, 2020

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Ass Anchor

To throw one's penis far below where the sun don't shine

Last night I threw her the old ass anchor

by Stickman Straw January 23, 2005

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Anchorman

A fUnNy AsS mOvIe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anchorman is the funniest ass-movie in the entire world.

by Hyper Chick February 14, 2005

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anecdata

Anecdata is psuedo-data produced from anecdotes.

A compilation of correlated stories or other single pieces of information produced to appear like actual scientific data.

Video of several concerned guys in suits discussing why they decided to return their bonuses given after their companies when broke. Voiceover: "Many high paid execs give back bonuses at Big Bank and Big Brokerages."

The viewer might believe this anecdata was real data about bonus returns.

by tiger77 April 3, 2009

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