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Algebra 2 

The sequel nobody asked for but everyone got stuck with. If you thought just plain old algebra was hard, satan himself has set apart 45 minutes of his life to torture every high school child.
Thomas: Hey did you see the new horror movie Algebra 2 coming out? I heard it is supposed to be less scary than the original!
Connor: Alright man lets go watch it!
2 hours later...
Nobody walked out of the movie theater.
Algebra 2 by Stridor2K February 10, 2019

Algebra 2 

Student 1:Hey did you guys do your Algebra 2 homework

Student 2: Yeah it was brain rape
Algebra 2 by JigabooJoe November 18, 2020

Algebra II 

A class that is a complete waste of time and effort and a reason to make you go home and cry to your mother. A class where you sit in a desk and wonder how in the world this has any real-life application. A WASTE OF TIME!!!
Solve for X.

Stupid+x=Smart

x=no solution

me and every other high school student: "This is why Algebra II should go jump off a bridge."
Algebra II by sldkfjlkd March 11, 2010

Algebra II 

all algebra 2 is is coincidental stuff...there is really no application for any of it...all it is is some guy with no life thought 'if i add this number,multiply it with this one, square it blah blah...HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS NUMBER I GOT!' lmao
dumb kid "what is Algebra II?"
math dude"X+326*8^2...=784181 YAY"
dumb kid "WTF DUDE?-U HAVE NO LIFE"
Algebra II by PUMAKING June 26, 2009

algebra 2/trig 

A class for the living who want to be dead. It is the spawn of Satan. From the day you walk in to the day you leave, you have no self-esteem. Think you have any idea what you do in math? Think you want to be a mathematician? You're wrong. The highest grade you will get will be less than or equal to 60. (Inequalities suck.)

By the time you get two questions into a test, you will stop thinking and choose the answer choice closest to the tear that falls off your cheek.
"Did you get to question 18 on the algebra 2/trig test?"

"Not before my eyes welled with tears."
algebra 2/trig by Elizabethhhh December 19, 2014

Algebra II 

The worst class to ever exist. The most confusing class to ever exist.
Algebra II makes me want to toaster bath in the Hudson.
Algebra II by fisgeon April 28, 2022