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alfred

Someone who is a compulsive liar and will not stop with a lie until you actually start to believe them. Also when an "Alfred" gets desperate, they will use facial expressions and won't laugh when telling a lie.
Stop being an Alfred man, I'll never believe that you're dating Allie Dimeco.
by Dustin Hu January 8, 2009
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Dirty Alfredo

Taken from the dialect of "Sucious Sanchiverous", (better know as a "Dirty Sanchez"), The Dirty Alfredo is when you take approximately 1 lb. of cooked fettuccine, gently throw it on of your partner, and proceed to ejaculate on the pasta and your lover. Thus, creating this opulent delicacy.
During Sex, that mothafucka gave me a Dirty Alfredo!
by Mike Medina February 5, 2008
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Alfredsson

To score a meaningless empty net goal in clutch situations. Also can be used as scoring a meaningless goal in a blowout game.
"Hey did you see Kaberle's Alfredsson last night? Yeah, it was pretty cool how neither stajan nor O'Neil wanted to Alfredsson the puck."
by Iafrate November 10, 2008
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Alfred

One, particulary old aged male often around age 47 who plays warcraft all day. And works part time cutting meat. Spends all his money on dank, Nicotine and clever hair cuts.
Wow we got our selfs a Master Alfred.

Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.

Alfred can't spell onion.
by Nelms May 1, 2008
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Alfred

a name of a boy that is a e-boy but he won't admit it
Havin: You are a e-boy
Alfred: No
by Thot.hehe.eeee October 29, 2019
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rocky mountain alfredo

1. A delicacy used to marinate rocky mountain oysters.
2. A sauce that accompanies daggeration.
3. The dressing specifically designed for tossing ones salad with.
4. A variant of the popular Italian sauce made from dairy products that originated in the Rocky Mountain region of the United States. Unlike the others, this is a vegetarian dish and is safe to eat.
Ex I:
Customer: This sausage is bland and dry.
Waiter: Might I suggest a mouthload of Rock Mountain Alfredo to spice things up?

Ex II:
(After failing midterm):
Damn, I just got served a steaming platter of Pene (not penne) topped with Rocky Mountain Alfredo and ate the whole thing. I hope the final isn't that hard. No pun intended.

Ex III:
I love penis.
...and Rocky Mountain Alfredo.
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Alfred Bitchcock

A man who is sucks in bed, has a weak sex game and is also a bitch
Dylan’s cock is small and he only lasted for 2 minutes, he’s a real Alfred Bitchcock
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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