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If you forget how to spell it just remember..
Semen between the tits
Like so….

adverTIsemenTS

by What’s your handle321 July 10, 2024

devalued advertisements

When an advertisement is of little and or no value to the recipient of the receiver of the advertisements.

The devalued advertisements were not worth the device they were being shown on.

by Patrick the Starfish001 October 14, 2023

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What your next door neighbor shows how small his thing is

Your Neighbor: *Walks out door and waves his thing around*
Also your neighbor: Hey! Anybody like my thing?!
The girls: EW! WTF is he doing?!
You: YO! This Advertisement is FUCKED UP!
The Girls: Agree on that! *Gags*
Your Neighbor: So do you like it or what?
You and the Girls: FUCK NO!
Also You: I think Im gonna go back inside and throw up...

by the man with dumb jokes March 7, 2022

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"Online dating sites"
"SIGNS OF HEART FAILURE"

Me: GAHHHHH stop making cringy urbdic advertisements!!!
u r ban dikionary:

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

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The reason people don't watch Cable TV anymore

I used to have cable TV, but most of the shows suck, and there are too many advertisements

by Wqter January 5, 2019

Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Advertisements

A word used to describe a usually short (~5-10 seconds) video that generally annoys people. The reason for the existence of AdBlocks.

These advertisements are so f**king annoying!

by GarbageMan the 4th October 10, 2022