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The reason people don't watch Cable TV anymore

I used to have cable TV, but most of the shows suck, and there are too many advertisements

by Wqter January 5, 2019

Obsidian Advertising

Obsidian Advertising server that allows everyone that has a Discord account to advertise their accounts or anything they want to grow.

Have you seen how much I have grew from advertising on Obsidian Advertising.
Obsidian Advertising is a very cool server.

by unknownnameunknown January 12, 2021

UrbDic Advertisements

"Get a WORD mug for your Role NameHere"
"Get the WORD neck gaiter and mug."
"I'm I pregnant? test"
"Online dating sites"
"SIGNS OF HEART FAILURE"

Me: GAHHHHH stop making cringy urbdic advertisements!!!
u r ban dikionary:

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

devalued advertisements

When an advertisement is of little and or no value to the recipient of the receiver of the advertisements.

The devalued advertisements were not worth the device they were being shown on.

by Patrick the Starfish001 October 14, 2023

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What your next door neighbor shows how small his thing is

Your Neighbor: *Walks out door and waves his thing around*
Also your neighbor: Hey! Anybody like my thing?!
The girls: EW! WTF is he doing?!
You: YO! This Advertisement is FUCKED UP!
The Girls: Agree on that! *Gags*
Your Neighbor: So do you like it or what?
You and the Girls: FUCK NO!
Also You: I think Im gonna go back inside and throw up...

by the man with dumb jokes March 7, 2022

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you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

dude, try spelling advertisements without semen between the tits

by harrehslou May 30, 2018

harassment by unwelcome advertisement

The legal name for the "moderate misdemeanor"-level crime of causing someone to be deluged with junk mail. Often performed by a disgruntled acquaintance of said individual as a way of getting even with the person for a perceived wrongdoing, and usually accomplished by "anonymously" contacting multitudes of businesses/organizations by phone/fax/email and/or responding to paper/internet junk-mail ads that you yourself receive by filling out the advertisers' response-forms in your victim's name, so that he will soon begin receiving tons of useless crap in his mailbox and/or e-mail account, receiving innumerable telemarketing/sales-calls, getting loads of junk-faxes (which of course will create the added headache/expense of his having to buy more paper and ink for his machine from its dutifully printing out all those useless ads!), having salespeople knocking at his door at all hours, etc.

Another sometimes-effective/successful use for harassment by unwelcome advertisement is to pressure the "targeted" person to do something you want (think, the hilariously-infamous "Taliban Hotline" animated cartoon); extra points if you also choose the types of advertisers --- and your method of sending the ad-responses --- strategically, so as to inflict maximum discomfort/humiliation on your victim, such as requesting info/offers from controversial and/or "spicy" organizations like the KKK or "adult" product/literature producers, and sending some of the requests via post card instead of discretely-concealing envelopes, so that every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the postal system is made shockingly aware that this person is apparently interested in these questionable/controversial services.

by QuacksO August 19, 2018