Typically describes anyone or possibly an animal partaking in walking around in no specific order in Wich they often do not pay attention to someone who may be trying to get their attention
Father: hey! Charlie!! Get over here your mother's going into labor!
Charlie: yo wait this mf has croissants?!
Mother: *currently in labor* ah shit, he's having an ADHD-ay out he's not gonna pay attention to sh-HOLY SHIT THAT H-H-HURTS WHY AM I HAVING ANOTHER CHILD
Charlie: yo wait this mf has croissants?!
Mother: *currently in labor* ah shit, he's having an ADHD-ay out he's not gonna pay attention to sh-HOLY SHIT THAT H-H-HURTS WHY AM I HAVING ANOTHER CHILD
by Etc_wolf May 3, 2019
Get the ADHD-ay outmug. On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.
“Here’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”
by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022
Get the national give a dollar to a ADHD personmug. "Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) is a neurological brain disorder that manifests as a persistent pattern of inattention and/or hyperactivity/impulsivity that is more frequent and severe than is typically observed in individuals at a comparable level of development. ADHD begins in childhood, and as has only recently been understood, can persist into adulthood as well. While some children outgrow ADHD, about 60% continue to have symptoms into adulthood. The disorder manifests differently in adults as hyperactivity tends to diminish." (www.adhd.com, 2007)
I really hope this information debunks the mythical "definitions" of ADHD, aka Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, out there. This information is reliable, fact-based, and referenced. Degrading self-righteous opinions and narrow-minded assumptions are not included in this text.
http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_genetic.jsp
It is believed that ADHD is a highly genetic disorder. Approximately 35 percent of parents of children with ADHD have the disorder themselves. It's also not uncommon to discover that other people in the family (siblings, aunts, and/or uncles) also have ADHD. Interestingly, many parents only come to learn about their own ADHD once their child has been diagnosed. This may explain a lifetime of frustrations and prompt them to get help. (www.adhd.com, 2007)
Fiction vs. Facts
http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_facts.jsp
FICTION:
All children with ADHD eventually "outgrow" it.
FACT:
About 60% of children diagnosed with ADHD continue to exhibit symptoms as adults.
FICTION:
ADHD is not a medical condition.
FACT:
It is a medical condition, linked to a chemical imbalance in the brain. It is officially recognized by leading medical experts and institutions, including the U.S. Surgeon General, the American Psychiatric Association, and others.
FICTION:
Bad parenting is responsible for ADHD.
FACT:
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) states that scientists are finding more and more evidence that ADHD does not stem from home environment, but from biological causes.
FICTION:
People with ADHD always have problems paying attention.
FACT:
Sometimes people with ADHD hyper-focus. They focus on one thing and ignore all else around them.
FICTION:
ADHD affects more males than females.
FACT:
As children, the male to female ratio is 4:1, as females are often underdiagnosed. Among adults, almost as many women as men seek treatment.
FICTION:
ADHD can only be treated with medications.
FACT:
The NIMH Multimodal Treatment Study for Children with ADHD (MTA Study) studied nearly 600 elementary school children and concluded that the most effective treatments were a closely monitored medication treatment and a treatment that combines behavioral therapy and medication.
http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_genetic.jsp
It is believed that ADHD is a highly genetic disorder. Approximately 35 percent of parents of children with ADHD have the disorder themselves. It's also not uncommon to discover that other people in the family (siblings, aunts, and/or uncles) also have ADHD. Interestingly, many parents only come to learn about their own ADHD once their child has been diagnosed. This may explain a lifetime of frustrations and prompt them to get help. (www.adhd.com, 2007)
Fiction vs. Facts
http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_facts.jsp
FICTION:
All children with ADHD eventually "outgrow" it.
FACT:
About 60% of children diagnosed with ADHD continue to exhibit symptoms as adults.
FICTION:
ADHD is not a medical condition.
FACT:
It is a medical condition, linked to a chemical imbalance in the brain. It is officially recognized by leading medical experts and institutions, including the U.S. Surgeon General, the American Psychiatric Association, and others.
FICTION:
Bad parenting is responsible for ADHD.
FACT:
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) states that scientists are finding more and more evidence that ADHD does not stem from home environment, but from biological causes.
FICTION:
People with ADHD always have problems paying attention.
FACT:
Sometimes people with ADHD hyper-focus. They focus on one thing and ignore all else around them.
FICTION:
ADHD affects more males than females.
FACT:
As children, the male to female ratio is 4:1, as females are often underdiagnosed. Among adults, almost as many women as men seek treatment.
FICTION:
ADHD can only be treated with medications.
FACT:
The NIMH Multimodal Treatment Study for Children with ADHD (MTA Study) studied nearly 600 elementary school children and concluded that the most effective treatments were a closely monitored medication treatment and a treatment that combines behavioral therapy and medication.
by A mother advocate of a wonderful ADHD child December 30, 2008
Get the ADHD, aka Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disordermug. A game, a habit, or piece of media that enthralls people with adhd, potentially distracting them for hours.
by Bustb0y January 12, 2025
Get the ADHD Trapmug. by ADHD ASIA August 17, 2019
Get the ADHDmug. also known as autism lite and classified as a mental disorder, adhd causes lack of focus on lame things. people with adhd are an enigma to people without it. they seem unable to focus during lectures or work. they're always looking out the window, cracking their knuckles or shaking their legs as if they're addicted to distractions. among every person with adhd, there are a handful of activities they are exceptional in and will never lose focus. they may even lose sleep or skip meals over these activities.
adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.
adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.
shit neurotypicals probably say:
adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.
adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.
shit neurotypicals probably say:
people with adhd make me mad because everyone seems to like them and not me
i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone
i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it
i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd
my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown
why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone
why are people with adhd better than everyone
did jesus have adhd?
this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone
i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it
i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd
my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown
why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone
why are people with adhd better than everyone
did jesus have adhd?
this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
by fishattention September 18, 2022
Get the ADHDmug. ADHD is short for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. It's also known as Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude/Dudette. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dudette.
Aggressive
Dangerous
Hyperactive
Dude/Dudette.
It basically explains why ethylphenidate feels so sleepy and relaxed. And why Monster energy drinks contain the beast instead of unleash the beast. And why Adipex-75 pills are so relaxing unless I add coffee and Monster energy drinks for hyperness. Stimulants are just so fucking relaxing and help to turn from easily angered Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude that's forgetful to good memory relaxed dude. And gym membership is also important. Ever since I stopped having a steady supply of stimulants or caffeine or a paid gym membership either, I been getting volatile like Nitroglycerin. I need Ritalin! Without it, I can't function! I just need something to relax. Weed doesn't help and other stuff doesn't help either. Kratom kind of helps because it's similar to coffee. Modafinil help too. Hopefully I can get some steady supply of pharmaceutical stimulants or wakefulness enhancers or research chemical stimulants or coffee and Monster and paid gym membership or something. I need low dose stimulants to relax.
Aggressive
Dangerous
Hyperactive
Dude/Dudette.
It basically explains why ethylphenidate feels so sleepy and relaxed. And why Monster energy drinks contain the beast instead of unleash the beast. And why Adipex-75 pills are so relaxing unless I add coffee and Monster energy drinks for hyperness. Stimulants are just so fucking relaxing and help to turn from easily angered Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude that's forgetful to good memory relaxed dude. And gym membership is also important. Ever since I stopped having a steady supply of stimulants or caffeine or a paid gym membership either, I been getting volatile like Nitroglycerin. I need Ritalin! Without it, I can't function! I just need something to relax. Weed doesn't help and other stuff doesn't help either. Kratom kind of helps because it's similar to coffee. Modafinil help too. Hopefully I can get some steady supply of pharmaceutical stimulants or wakefulness enhancers or research chemical stimulants or coffee and Monster and paid gym membership or something. I need low dose stimulants to relax.
Tony: I took 40mg to Ethylphenidate and it helped with my ADHD and was so relaxing. I also have the gym membership paid so I can go to gym if I don't have my stimulants.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2024
Get the ADHDmug.