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M.A.F.E.ing

the act of making an acronym for everything you say then expecting everyone to know what it means, hence M.A.F.E. (Making Acronyms For Everything)
boy 1: H.M.W.U.
boy 2: what the hell did you just say?
boy 1: come bro, you know!
boy 2: no? i don't?
boy 1: Hey Man What's Up! duh!
boy 2: you seriously need to stop M.A.F.E.ing!
by nippleteaser7 March 20, 2011
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s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H
by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018
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F.M.W.M.A.O

it stands for: fucking milfs while making an omlet
person 1: bro what did night

person 2: F.M.W.M.A.O
by F.M.W.M.A.O. April 16, 2023
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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad
"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"
by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020
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B.M.A.F.

Both Male and Female.
by the real nigel thornberry October 15, 2008
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M.A.F

When the chav phrase 'Mean as f*ck' does not emphasise enough how 'mean' it is. Or when you're being lazy and saying 3 words seems too much effort.
*Chav voice*

Chav 1 "Av ya seen dat new tracky in Sportsworld?"

Chav 2 "Yeah its M.A.F"
by Lol@uguyzzz June 19, 2011
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M.A.F.I.A

Pronounced Mafia

An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."

Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
by MCMXCV April 16, 2008
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