lobster mummies

typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.

you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.

by mrbukkake March 17, 2013

Mummy Makeout

When you and your partner have extremely dry skin or no saliva to make out. Similar to making out with sand paper.

We hooked up last night in the cabin, but it was pretty much a mummy makeout because the air was so dry.

by CookieMonster9 February 10, 2015

limp mummy

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies

Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!

by Handy Crappers March 31, 2016

Mummy Ducky

The titular main character from the Mummy Ducky series. A duck creature that can speak 6000 languages and battles natural disasters while laughing at humans.

We tried to cook Mummy Ducky but we failed..again.

by FM Member December 23, 2019

Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.

Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011

mummy tummy

The stomach a future mom gets when she's pregnant. Usually used when trying to decide if a woman is pregnant or not.

1. James: Hey Bill, Did You See Cathy?

Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?

James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy

2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"

by The Groove DJ March 14, 2011

Your mummy

A very sexy woman indeed

WOW! Is that your mummy? very gud very gud

by whydidjypee May 12, 2022