Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the You're too stupid to have a good time! mug."Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.
"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."
"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."
"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."
"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."
"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."
by Yeret February 9, 2015
Get the Only used a couple times mug.Related Words
Laying back on the couch, with your girlfriend or best buds, enjoying a large greasy pizza and cold michelob light, while watching a good movie on the tube.
by Jcdenton November 10, 2003
Get the a good time mug.A girl you would not normally take home, but you are forced because it is closing time at the bar, and their is no more options
That girl is a closing time.
by Beat Jackin September 3, 2007
Get the a closing time mug.The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.
by boobs July 28, 2003
Get the or i shall taunt you a second time mug.person 1:hey have you heard of aut
person 2: what?
person 1: a universal time?
person 2: oh yeah that game i've played it
*person one lays knife back on the table*: good..
person 2: what?
person 1: a universal time?
person 2: oh yeah that game i've played it
*person one lays knife back on the table*: good..
by datoneamongusguy October 12, 2020
Get the a universal time mug.A Roblox JoJo Game, although not all of it's content is JoJo.
The game was made in June 3, 2020. Because of it's overhype, it's player count has lowered drastically.
The game was made in June 3, 2020. Because of it's overhype, it's player count has lowered drastically.
Person 1: Hey, have you played A Universal Time?
Person 2: Yep, I don't really like the combat
Person 1: I can understand that, it isn't fun when half your health gets shredded after a single m1.
Person 2: Yep, I don't really like the combat
Person 1: I can understand that, it isn't fun when half your health gets shredded after a single m1.
by PrivateApple May 16, 2022
Get the A Universal Time mug.