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Your mom

by llamacorn303 November 28, 2016
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A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.
Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom
by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017
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by Theoshchannel April 19, 2017
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An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something
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Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom
by frabrizio December 18, 2017
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THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom
by really real real stuff September 5, 2018
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by Simon Smith February 17, 2019
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