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your mom 

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.
Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom
your mom by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

Your mom 

Your mom was great
Your mom by Theoshchannel April 19, 2017

your mom 

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something
your mom by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

Your mom 

Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom
Your mom by frabrizio December 18, 2017

Your Mom 

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom
Your Mom by really real real stuff September 5, 2018

Your mom 

I banged your mom
Your mom by Simon Smith February 17, 2019