Yolk

I yolk that girl.
by MayorMetroop July 11, 2022
mugGet the Yolkmug.

Yolking

Bro I really did fuck your mom I was yolking before.
by pp McGoongie June 30, 2022
mugGet the Yolkingmug.

Egg Yolks

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 1, 2021
mugGet the Egg Yolksmug.

yolking

when you throw an egg on her forehead and nut on the yolk
yo did you tell your girl you are yolking her tonight
by dsepeda21 February 3, 2021
mugGet the yolkingmug.

yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.
yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?
by corrine hate club February 5, 2022
mugGet the yolkedmug.
When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
mugGet the Got my fuckin eggs yolked dudemug.

Slurp my Yolk

1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.

2. When you participate in an egg fetish
1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.

2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.
by Globert August 10, 2021
mugGet the Slurp my Yolkmug.

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