wound stripe

A poop smear in your underwear

My son always has wound stripes in his underwear after a wet fart

by StarMom October 19, 2017

Wounded Healer

A wounded healer is someone that has been deeply wounded from life’s tragedies but instead of letting it tear them apart they let the wound propel them into a greater person to themselves and to others. A person that finds there way back to meaning using all their senses. Sight, hearing, touch, taste and intuition. They manage to go beyond survival into thriving!!

Rise wounded healer! Move forward and thrive!!

by #vally October 31, 2019

Budget Wound

A painful injury which feels worse than it looks. Like budget biscuits, you expected more than what you got.

Budget wound

by sweetbro4 November 10, 2010

Beer Wound

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.

Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!

by Flashheart January 14, 2010

wounded dragon

The Wounded Dragon!!!: You start by having a woman suck on your cock till you release into her mouth, before she can spit it out or swallow you punch her in the stomach which will force your load to come out of her nose.

"The hoe was so skanky i couldn't help but turn her into a wounded dragon".

by phren June 23, 2006

party wounds

Injuries incurred from typical party activities such as heavy drinking and dancing. Positive descriptions of one's party wounds e.g. "Check out this bruise!" serve as badges of honour. The more serious the wound the harder one must have been partying.



see also bangover

"How was the party at Hugo's?"
"Face melting! I suffered some harsh party wounds"

by Oh Hello Ghost January 15, 2009

Dressing the Wound

(verb)

Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.

I spent the first 20 minutes Dressing the Wound before I finally slipped it in.

by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008