work

A place that people go to have their souls crushed.
In exchange they give you money.

Goddamn work sucks.

by Stank Ponds July 27, 2015

work

to hook up, round the bases, taste the taco, take the meatloaf out of the oven, to be an iron chef of vag, to taste the second w. to get your whistle blown. to go down under. to just do it.

Deast did work.
Will did work on a cougar.
Alex did work very loudly.
I do work.
You do work?
Yes, we do work.

by Deast does Work March 31, 2009

Working on it

Phrasal verb used to denote various stages in the preparation, mastication, and digestion of food, along with the process of eliminating the waste products thereof.

1. Is dinner ready, or are you still working on it?
2. Can I take your plate, or are you still working on it?
3. Man, I'm still working on that tortilla three hours after I ate it.
4. Man, there was so much cheese in that quesadilla that I'm still working on crapping it all out.

by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006

the works

A colloquial term used by dipshits to describe the components inside any machine or electronic device.

Jimmy: "Dood, did you find out what was wrong with your puter?"
Billdo: "Somethin went wonky in the works. I got that kid off craigslist workin on it."

by Matthew Kastor August 16, 2012

the works

pissing, shitting and farting at the same time.

Man I shouldn't have eaten that burrito that shit gave me the works.

by armykil June 2, 2009

work

We don't do any. We shouldn't have to do any.

We don't have to work because of slavery.

by Rasheed August 22, 2003

work

Powder cocaine. It is called work because cooking it into crack is the closest thing black people do to actual work.

"In here cooking dope, whipping up the work" - Gucci Mane, Block Party

by 2Lighterz December 31, 2011