Wonzel

One who sniffs ladies' bicycle saddles in search of traces of minge.

Everyone knows that Tom is a wonzel.

by Naughty Daddy December 14, 2016

Woner

A woman boner

That guy is so hot I got a woner.

by Batman0818 December 29, 2016

Wopelbash

When you bash your dick against your girlfriends vagina and it makes a wop sound

Billy: there was a lot of noise comming from your bedroom last night dad
Chuck: yes billy your mother and I wopelbashed so hard that it woke the dog up.

by Krusty krab kucumbers March 29, 2017

WovelU-Wiffle

(Wov-el-you Wiffle)
A term of endearment.
Also the name of a fairy.

"Ever heard of a WovelU-Wiffle?"
"What the knick knack patty wack is that?"
"It's a fairy. You believe in fairies, don't you?"

by arainbow May 22, 2018

Wokeless

The opposite of woke. Having no woke. Tired.

I got no sleep last night I’m wokeless

by AyyItsJason August 26, 2018

Wineligerent

When your wife drinks so much wine she really lets you know how much she loves you (What’s wrong with you)

I just drank a bottle of wine and now I have to tell you everything you do that does not meet my standards . “ Thanks for being Wineligerent “

by Poor Husband January 4, 2019

Wonkelton

A male specimen with questionable and disproportionate facial features, that somehow attract young and confused ladies.

Lady 1 - Oh my god! how HOT is that fella!
Lady 2 - What the bleeping hell?! That wonky man?
Lady 1 - What do you mean wonky man?
Lady 2 - I mean... He's a wonkelton!
Lady 1 - Oh no! not again!

by donkeyofthewonkey69 August 11, 2019