Witter

verb: to use Twitter.com to tell the world about your mundane life; tweet crap; over-using Twitter.

"Dat gal dem's tweeted 'bout her nail extension got mash up in the Waitrose checkout!"

"Cha, she does nuttin' but bare witter, truss."

by 0ad February 15, 2010

witticles

witticles are the testicles of wit.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.

Sara: WOW...your witticles are really showing today, John.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.

by answergirlanon April 12, 2009

Ludwig Wittgenstein

The greatest philosopher of the past Century and one of the most important philosophers in history.
A genius and a radical, his work challenged the foundations of logic, reason and most importantly language.
His only complete book, Tractatus Logico Philosophicus, is the most influential work of philosophical literature since Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.

Ludwig Wittgenstein is God

by starky January 5, 2009

Wittenberg

A small quiet town with no stop lights, but with plenty of bars to visit. Usually sluts come out of this area, but only the girls that were born there. Assholes also are born from this area. But for the most part a nice place to live. As long as you don't mind having your business known by everyone!

Sign ahead reads Wittenberg 1mile BLINK shit did we just pass it, whatever oooh look a slut!!

by the bitch down the block April 7, 2011

Wetty

A person who's damp and is hopeless or lame.

Ugh stop being such a wetty

by Hitch302 February 22, 2017

WITTLE THISTER

YOUNGER SIBLING.

MY WITTLE THISTER IS GOING WITH ME TO THE STORE.

by BIG BROTHER7 June 10, 2010

counter-witticism

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.

Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism

by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005