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witcher

the type of guy who likes to fuck magical beings in human form. ex a witch
dude i like being a witcher it makes me feel so good
by putang inang addik June 25, 2016
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witching hour

The time between the end of a tv show and the beginning of the next. This occurs either on the hour or the half hour. It is the void that can give a zen-like state when the outcome can be good, bad, or neither...the commercials become enlightening.
The Geico commercial during the witching hour seemed funnier, but I think I was bored. Im not sure though.
by Greg Sherman October 10, 2007
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witching hour

A period of relative calm, during which a person or people undergo a significant mood change, usually for the worse. The witching hour is NOT a time of violence, it is the calm that precedes the storm.
When my parents called on the phone to ask where I was they sounded really calm and friendly. But as I drove home I knew that soon the precious time of witching hour would pass.

After her boyfriend, left Caroline sat down and brooded over his insensitive remarks. Little did Mike knew as he drove away that the witching hour hung over him.
by ByronGman November 6, 2008
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The Witching Hours

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...
(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!
by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018
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witches brew

orginally coined by Homestar Runner, and used in mostly non sensical situations, no one is absolutely positive on the actual meaning of the term, although it has led to some speculation. Providence College scholars have listed as either
1. Alchohalic beverage
2. Female ejaculate
1. hey man, pass the witches brew
or
we are on our way to pick up some witches brew at the witch hut
2. Man, she got her witches brew all over the bed.
by James L January 21, 2005
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Black Witchery

by Anonymous January 5, 2003
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Tumblr Witches

An elite group of witches, some part of the pagan community and some not, who use their tumblr blogs to denounce fictitious information and call pagans/witches out on their BS.

They often fight against various kinds of oppression (be it racism, heterosexism, shaming, etc...) present in the pagan/witchy community.
In addition to that, they are fountains of knowledge in their craft and many admire and learn from them.
witch 1: Did you see that blogger who posted saying how Satanists weren't pagan?

witch 2: Yeah! I loved how the Tumblr Witches corrected them with their awesome sass!

witch 1: I know! I can't believe it's still being debated!

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witch 1: I had this problem with this abusive spirit. It was really scary!

witch 2: Oh no! What did you do about it?

witch 3: Well I've never really worked with spirits so I asked the Tumblr Witches for advice, and they helped out. I'm so grateful for them!
by happyheretic February 12, 2013
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