Jebrovah's Witness

One who adheres strictly to the Bro Code and preaches door to door from the Book of Brob.
Dude, Kyle keeps trying to get me to join Sigma Phi. He's such a Jebrovah's Witness.
by NilBilly April 08, 2010
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wit

the true definition of wit. banecoger. this inTRAnet user is one of the funniest pieces of acne grease ever to grace your screen.
har har one up to da dude
by scoobee eeeeee e April 16, 2005
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witness the thickness

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.
Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...
by emilygoo July 27, 2006
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clean wit it

referring to Alex's drip (see drip)
damn G, you are clean wit it
by Le Messiah September 30, 2020
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Trump’s Witnesses

Also known as the “Trump Old Party” (TOP). A far-right subgroup of the GOP, which may be likened to a political equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses. White nationalists who misuse Christianity to reach out to undecided or apathetic voters, by warning them to stay away from socialist or alt-left politicians who support abortion, same-sex marriages, illegal immigration, and multiculturalism.
Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA patriots in red-pilled states who just hate being called “Trump’s Witnesses.”
by Fasters January 14, 2023
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Keyboardcat Witness

Keyboardcat Witness -

1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.

2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.

3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.
He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.

He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.

Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.
by ravenmsb June 24, 2009
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Battle of the Wits

Used in many improv clubs worldwide to reference an improv topic that takes superior creative thinking and talent to pull off, not a topic like "underwear on your head".
John: Progressive parenting, battle of the wits.
Noah: This is a tough one guys can we do it?
Justin: (pees pants)
by Wayne Bradie December 28, 2011
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