Wind off pad

When a woman on her menstrual cycle, has flatuence and breaks wind causing a stench to emanate, bouncing off the sanitary napkin or pad, rebounding into the vagina and wafting up smelling like a cross between blood, faeces, urine and fish market

Chelle dropped her guts, it smelt like wind off pad

by Fungus Black June 30, 2016

Walking in the Wind

One Direction song released on their 5th studio album, Made in the AM. Supposedly written after a 2am conversation between band members Harry Styles and Zayn Malik who soon left the band for personal reasons.

Chorus:
"You will find me
And you will find me
In places that we've never been
For reasons we don't understand
Walking in the wind"

Person 1: Seriously some One Direction songs are sooooo deep! I was listening to Walking in the Wind again and damn. That hits different.
Person 2: Yeah it's too underrated like have you HEARD Louis Tomlinson at 1:28????

by hazzaboobear28 August 11, 2020

A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

breath of wind

a breeze, a light wind

In the evening, the lake was calm. There wasn't a breath of wind.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

piss and wind

All speech and no action, like many politicians.

He's in there saying what he's going to do, and what he's not going to do - all piss and wind as usual.

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

wind your neck in

A colorful way to tell someone to mind their own bloody business.

To quote Lily Allen's song:

"Didn't ask for your opinion
Not your business
Wind your neck in

Why'd you think you're better
Little rubber-necker
No one likes a trouble maker
Pull up your socks
There's nothing to see here
Why'd you have to be here
Can't you turn around and get back into your box"

by foxxytrotting January 24, 2016

Wind Wanker

Imaginary cumshots. or a parodie of wind waker legend of zelda.

a girl acting like they have a penis. Wind Wanker

by kermits asshole November 3, 2012