I went to the bar with my main wingman and we started hitting on some girls, by the end of the night he took my girl! What a winghole!
by jayhawkrules January 11, 2010
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Population approx. 2,500
If you are fortunate enough to of been born in town its most likely that your surname is Durant, Holmes or Fawcett
The main employer of the town is Ault Foods which is a dairy plant that masks the entire town with a smell of rotten farts that will make you gag & puke much like after eating a meal at the Country Kitchen. The other jobs offered are selling illegal Indian cigarettes, producing & selling Meth or collecting a disability pension.
The town really comes to life at night time after all the stores are closed at 2pm and the sun sets which brings out all the unemployables. Which start their way of funding their habits by stealing anything that isn't chained down in yards or breaking into cars and tool sheds.
The downtown core consits of old crumpling buildings with FOR RENT signs on them owned by citidiot land lords, as any new business that opens is immediatly rejected if isn't owned by a local.
The main hobbies of locals are getting stupidly drunk, complaining about the price of goods and services, having a coffee at Sutton's gossiping about whos cheating on their spouse and reminising about how great the town was 75 years ago.
If you are a resident of Winchester make sure you never associate with anyone from near by Chesterville as Winchesterites believe they are superior over them.
The town also prides itself on having the most people on welfare & disability this side of the St Lawerence!
Population approx. 2,500
If you are fortunate enough to of been born in town its most likely that your surname is Durant, Holmes or Fawcett
The main employer of the town is Ault Foods which is a dairy plant that masks the entire town with a smell of rotten farts that will make you gag & puke much like after eating a meal at the Country Kitchen. The other jobs offered are selling illegal Indian cigarettes, producing & selling Meth or collecting a disability pension.
The town really comes to life at night time after all the stores are closed at 2pm and the sun sets which brings out all the unemployables. Which start their way of funding their habits by stealing anything that isn't chained down in yards or breaking into cars and tool sheds.
The downtown core consits of old crumpling buildings with FOR RENT signs on them owned by citidiot land lords, as any new business that opens is immediatly rejected if isn't owned by a local.
The main hobbies of locals are getting stupidly drunk, complaining about the price of goods and services, having a coffee at Sutton's gossiping about whos cheating on their spouse and reminising about how great the town was 75 years ago.
If you are a resident of Winchester make sure you never associate with anyone from near by Chesterville as Winchesterites believe they are superior over them.
The town also prides itself on having the most people on welfare & disability this side of the St Lawerence!
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A town in Hampshire in which the presence of an expensive school means that students of said school think they are incredibly posh and residents not attending this school think they are from coal-mining families in South Shields when in fact most of them, students and non-students, are just varying degrees of middle-class
Winchester College student: "No, let's not go to McDonald's, all the chavs will have just finished school."
Non-student:"Don't you hate those posh twats from the College? They think they own the place just because they're upper-class."
Non-student:"Don't you hate those posh twats from the College? They think they own the place just because they're upper-class."
by admiralsnackbar January 14, 2011
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by kneazle June 2, 2008
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The rifle and the American town are named after Winchester
The rifle and the American town are named after Winchester
I live in Winchester.
by dcl211293 March 10, 2010
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did you hear about carol? she has no hair left because jim gave her quite the flaming winchester wheelbarrow.
by kyledskf April 30, 2008
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Dude1: "How's the Winchester Project going?"
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."
by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008
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