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Wild Wank

Masturbation to the extreame. A male gets a throbbing erection and he is so horny that all he can do is jerk it off as hard and fast as he can to squirt his man juice out. Usually identified if you see a penis that is much much redder then the rest of the body. After a Wild Wank one finds that it takes a few days to be able to wank again, as your penis is sore and can only be used to pee.
I hadnt jerked off for 3 whole weeks while I was at my grandparent's house and had to share a room with grandpa. When I got home my dick had been hard for 5 whole days already and it took all my restraint to not wank off then and there at the dinner table with mum and dad. After dinner I ran to my room, locked the door and gave myself a wild wank. It only took 30 seconds to blow my man juice but I think I took 120 hard strokes in that time. My poor penis was sensitive for half a week. Had to wear boxers instead of briefs.
by Callum6969 May 15, 2009
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Wild Eep!

The incredibly beautiful, but eerilly mystifying, sound a mac makes when you make a mistake...was removed in os 9 but can be brought backif you have the sound file
EEP.... i made an oopsie
by cactusjack901 January 12, 2005
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Wild spirit

A free spirit that is wild is open to infinite possibilities, anything and everything is possible! a wild spirit breaks down moves through barriers, challenges and struggles that hold them back, with courage and percervirence. They go with the wind, flow, change and move with the seasons. It longs to be in the wild, nature, and all places exciting and new. A wild spirit sets us free, the spirit thats already in every single living thing including you and me.
A human who has a wild spirit is courageous, fun, exciting and exhilarating they are someone you want to to spend sometime with, for they take you on a wild adventure you'll find it difficult to forget the essence and mark they left on you, you can't seem to get enough, because it brings you closer to infinity and endless possibilities "
by Wild spirit February 4, 2019
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wildcat

Some one that likes to get freaky and crazy in the sack. Try new things and be sponatenous where everything goes...biting, scratching, teasing, throwing, etc.
I was with this wildcat last night and ended up the next day with a bite mark on my neck.
by Dave December 30, 2003
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Wild Girl

Is a sexy, divine, smart, boss like woman that likes to let loose and have fun from time to time. Opposite of being shy or boring.
Look at that wild girl on top of the table dancing

Shes a business woman but at home shes a wild girl

Girl, your such a wild girl
by Basstown January 18, 2014
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Wildcard

That one friend who always does the dumbest, scary, and dangerous shit. Their friends don't believe they actually do the dumb shit the first few minutes that they know them, but after that, their loves are changed forever. They are usually that one quiet kid that always sits at the back of the class and nobody knows their name. Don't ever get on the bad side of a Wildcard, they can fuck you up like it's nothing.
"Hey, you see Julie over there, she's such a Wildcard"
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
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Wild goose chase

by Blake S February 16, 2004
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