i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

the WIFF

An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".

She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.

You've been Wiffed is a common statement.

The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.

"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"

"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.

UGH!

by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

WINFAIL

When you get a kill in a game, and are subsequently killed immediately after, by whatever means.

"In MW2 I no scoped some douche camper, but then I ran into his claymore, WINFAIL"

by Grand Body March 29, 2010

Wifflebirder

A person who sniffs another persons bicycle seat after it has been used.

Random Brown Bag Special - "Did Mike just sniff my bike seat after my 20 mile, haven't showered yet today, ate Mexican last night with extra bean dip, probably left a nice poop smear on the seat, bike ride?"

Jack - "Yeap, he is such a pervy wifflebirder."

by Wiff L Birder October 25, 2010

Wiffling

A person twerking while nude.

That dude is wiffling in the dark!

by Emperor_Urban May 21, 2017

wifferdill

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction

Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

wifail

A term used to describe how much of a miserable failure as marketed by companies pushing to make money off people thinking it was a decent alternative to the almighty cat-5.

"I have no network access! My WiFail is fucked again!
"Dude, ditch your WiFail and go back to the traditional stuff."

by mooodi May 20, 2007