Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

by Skeeeeeyeeee January 17, 2024

Whoopie pie

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.

I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…

by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023

Whoopie

Having sex while eating a dessert pie and thinking of Whoopi Goldberg

I enjoyed the would Whoopie lastnight

by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021

Homemade whoopie cushion

When you blow into your girls pussy and push on her stomach to make her queef.

Yo I pulled a homemade whoopie cushion on my girl this week.

by IMAaceU888 April 23, 2021

Whoopie Pie

When two black men are double penetrating a woman, one in the ass the other vagina, and both cum at the same time.

“John and Hamilton came over last night I had a great time, they both whoopie pied me! My holes were full of cum!😛”

by Whoopie Pie July 7, 2022

Freedom Whoopie

Having consensual sexual relations with an American woman shortly after crossing the southern border illegally.

I had my first Freedom Whoopie with a white this weekend

by Sancho July 31, 2022

Whoopie-pushin’

When a female queefs while having sex and you continuously push the right spot over and over so that she queefs consecutively

Bro, last night night after I got that McDonald’s worker’s number, I took her home an was Whoopie-pushin’ her all night man!

by YaBoiiChach May 13, 2022