grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

pop goes the weasel

In a game of Whack-A-Weasel there are a couple of holes from which weasels pop their heads out randomly.

Your goal is to smack a weasels head with a hammer in order to push it back to its hole.

You have to consider, that hitting a weasel with a hammer in the face is not quite a challenge and of course humiliating for the poor animal.

The phrase "Pop! Goes the weasel." in terms of conflict resolution describes the effortless humiliation of another person.

The phrase does not refer to a fight being fair or not.

You could use this phrase to comment a situation in which you owned.

Casey get's into an fight with Josh. Now it seems that Josh has quite an unfair advantage because of his upper body strength and nutrition. Yet as Case lands a powerful kick in his ball sack, Josh collapses and cries like a baby. Casey comments : "pop goes the weasel"

(Well, not because she whacked his weasel but because it was quite effortless, you know.)

by S.Sinclair August 4, 2013

Wessel

A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.

Certain person: "You are such a wessel!"

Girl: "Well thanks!"

by khjgkhfawaked November 28, 2010

drain the weasel

To take a piss (male).

John rises.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.

by juicystargirl August 7, 2006

feasible weasel

Forum poster who mostly confuses readers with obtuse and labyrinthine monologues that contain oddly misinformed takes on musical genres and stylings.

Feasible weasel said: dubstep has so many different styles ur confusing dark and hard.its an underground music,who wants to make cross over stuff? cross over means u want to make pop music.i wish it had devil chanting and the sounds of people dying Cool

by Another Dubstepforum User January 10, 2008

Wicked Weasel duck call

This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.

After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.

by wolfbait51 March 17, 2011

Crap Weasel

Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.

J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.

by Vivcious Gandhi May 24, 2003