Slinging Web

Yet another colloquialism for shooting one's load.

I slung my web all over her face.

Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.

by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006

Dick Web

The web-like skin that connects the shaft of the penis to the ball sack.

I cut my dick web shaving and it won't stop bleeding!

by Artchi March 07, 2011

web shite

A site full of shit.

Very British.

Oh my Goodness, what a shitty web shite is this?

by webdevelopee March 25, 2014

Spider Webbed

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.

Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.

by asshole45678 October 25, 2009

web sense

a stupid program the blocks all the good site!

web sense wont let you on gaia nline because games is restricted!

by chioki phi March 01, 2005

web-assing

Hunting down girls on Facebook, Myspace, Friendster etc. Sometimes can come with a stalking charge. Please no one over 35 attempt to webass.

"What you been up to?"
"Just web-assing on Myspace. I'm talking to these two chicks, one of them looks like the elf from Lord of the Rings!"
"That was a dude."
"Oh...Well fuck you she's still hot."

by Horace Longwood April 01, 2007

Web Server

A Web Server is a computer on the World Wide Web (connected to the Internet Backbone) that stores HTML documents that can be retrieved via a Web browser.

Our site's web server was down yesterday.

by Jak Dude May 06, 2005