I wasn't born yesterday

Something you say in order to tell someone that you are not stupid and are not easily deceived.

Mom: Timmy, what was that sound?
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.

by susanandvictor4eva April 24, 2015

on the wagon

A colloquialism generally referring to an alcohol abuser's sobering up time. Can also be used as a general reference to refraining from any bad habit, i.e. diet or drug usage. Closely related to fell off the wagon.

1. "Hey Bill, you wanna do whiskey shots tonight?" "Sorry Bob, I'm on the wagon."
2. "Hey Jim, you sticking to that Atkins diet thing?" "Yup, I'm still on the wagon."

by Drinkin' again January 19, 2005

Pussy Wagon

A vehicle purchased exclusively for the purpose of attracting foxy young women for one-night stands.

Rock Hershaft bought his Chevy conversion van for pounding pussy at the drive in. Yea, it's a Pussy Wagon alright.

"...we made love in my Chevy van..."

"...If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'..."

"...My name is Buck, and I like to fuck..."

by Carman Guya November 26, 2006

Taco Wagon

A low riding car, usually a chevy with enormus rims and filled with wetbacks.

John: why do wetbacks drive taco wagons?

Bill: So they can cruise and pick vegitables at the same time!

by jd4960 April 2, 2011

band wagon

liking a sports team only because they're winning

Joe's such a band wagon, he said he was a raiders fan last year for life, but this year he says hes a chargers fan.

by xxSAM February 8, 2007

power wagon

three dudes fucking one dude, leaving to one's imagination the role of the quoteunquote third dude

"Hey did you hear that Gary, Jerry, and Jeff all ran a power wagon on Leroy?"
"Huh - how did Jeff, euh...?"
"I haven't a clue!"

by ninbert April 18, 2014

Smoke Wagon

The Smoke Wagon™ from Taylor’s & Company is a second-generation, stage coach style, single-action revolver. It is a reproduction of a Colt Single Action Army revolver, a.k.a. the Peacemaker.

Quoted from the 1993 movie, "Tombstone", Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) to Johnny Taylor (Billy Bob Thornton): "Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that Smoke Wagon and see what happens."

by Raised by Wolves January 12, 2010