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Washing the log

When a man is taking a shit and another man needs to piss so badly that he cannot wait. So, the second man pisses through the small opening between the front of the first's crotch and the front lip of the toilet.
Dude! Jones and Scott are so gay! I just came back from the restroom. Jones is in there washing the log on Scott! Why didn't he just hold it!
by Baud May 18, 2013
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Washing Machine Religion

The washing machine religion is a very epic religion founded by Lucy Sinclair, and co-owned by Lucy Sinclair and Charlotte. It currently has around 5 or 6 members but one day my aim is to have the whole world by part of my religion!
The Washing Machine Religion Is Soooo Cool Omg!😎❤️
by Lucy Sinclair April 22, 2021
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Pan wanking

When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.

Mostly done by chefs
"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."
by Blue_devil February 28, 2009
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Donezog Washington

An individual who is finished with an act or action. used as a declaration of completion. Derived from the actor Denzel Washington.
Dude, after eating that entire pizza I'm Donezog Washington.

Looks like your car is Donezog Washington. Time to look at getting a new one.
by LumberJohn December 29, 2011
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wasting time

what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.
Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.
by fuckface October 14, 2003
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elephant walking

the act of a group of guys walking around in public holding on to one anothers penises.
dude, we went elephant walking the other day at the play ground. all the kids were staring at us.
by Kevin223 January 17, 2009
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The Walking Dead

The best show on television today. An amzing show about a small group of survivers in a post zombie apocalypse world trying to survive. Every episode is packed with action and main characters frequently die, which only makes it more exciting.
You should watch The Walking Dead. You won't regret it.
by Teboe17 March 29, 2013
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