wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003

Wasabi Nigger

A common greeting among people.

Tyler: "Hello Herbert."

Herbert: "Wasabi nigger."

by Harold Fitzpatrick November 9, 2010

pressure washer

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.

1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009

Wasef

The greatest, nicest, coolest person ever, and he's amazing at everything he does like basketball

Oh my god look at that guy he so good at basketball, he such a wasef GAHD

by Vegetarian63 June 12, 2013

lobster washer

Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.

Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.

by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009

get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed

Literal meaning - having quick questionable sex and leaving quickly to wash "it." But also refers to trying to get actions completed quickly. Saying originates from a village in Ireland.

me - did you tap that ugly bitch last nite?
friend - yeh.. had a get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed

by Assburger Jenkins November 18, 2009

waseem

The sweetest brown gangsta

He's not half as badass as waseem.

by tacklingqueen May 8, 2005