Now wait just a diddly darn minute 

Euphemism for "wait a minute" or "hold the phone." Typically used when one is experiencing an epiphany or life-altering escapade.

"Now wait just a diddly darn minute," said Vanessa after hearing the news about Harambe's murder.

Now wait just a diddly darn minute by K8theGr8est March 16, 2017

oh wait 

something you say after you just made fun of someone for something they did or didnt do.

hey greg, good job on winning the contest earlier today...oh wait

oh wait by sveedin May 14, 2010

wailing wall 

noun. A Facebook wall with an emotional complaint, desperate cry for help, or call for attention that draws numerous sympathetic and sentimental comments from Facebook friends.

verb. Making such a post.

She was really close with her pet goldfish, and after it died, her wailing wall had fifty comments! I was impressed that so many people had so much love!

After he got fired, he wailing walled on Facebook and got so much pity that he felt OK being unemployed for a couple of months.

wailing wall by Doctor Science November 28, 2010

waisis

Racist, according to a popular meme of a seemingly Asian boy. Used to mock overly sensitive expressions about race or ethnicity.

That's waisis!

waisis by Gogor November 4, 2012

hurry up and wait

A phrase commonly found in the military. This phrase depicts the day-to-day grind of soldiers where they have to "hurry up" to point B only to have to wait hours for the event to occur. This phrase also applies to anything that requires you to be on time but does not start for a good while.

Example A: While at the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS), we were told to arrive on time at 6 AM but in processing did not start until 9 AM. We practiced the "hurry up and wait" policy.

Example B: I did 80 just to get to the doctor's office on time, and he did not even show up for another hour. It was another case of hurry up and wait.

hurry up and wait by odah January 17, 2013

poor waif in his underwear 

A person who blows their cover as a Russian propagandist

Seymour Hersh is a poor waif in his underwear

poor waif in his underwear by nafo123 July 29, 2023

Waiter Fakeout 

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout

She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout

Waiter Fakeout by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015