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can of worms

Intended to be the logical follow-up to the popular can of fish (tuna, salmon, etc.), it has the distinction of being the worst new food invention of the 20th century.
"Tuna ... Salmon ... See there it is! I told you they still had a couple of cans of worms on the shelf!!"
"Damn, why is it so dusty and rusted?"
by Larry Sanders February 4, 2005
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can of worms

a can. of worms.
OR
when the people at the worm factory put worms in a can. for you to buy.
i accidentally bought a can of worms at the grocery store.. oops. :o.
by hawtpants February 4, 2005
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douche worms

These mythical worm like creatures are said to live off bacteria that forms in old bottles of douche. Upon use they can travel into the woman's vagina and take up residence, much like an STD.
Jason: Hey Sally; have you ever consider checking your vagina for douche worms?
Sally: Douche worms, in my vagina?
Jason: Yeah, it's more likely than you think!
Sally: They're in me. I can feel it... I used an old bottle of douche last week, and I have been wondering where that tingling sensation has been coming from.
by Terik November 17, 2007
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Glow Worms

My friend and I were at this all nighter thing where this place took us around and we did all sorts of cool stuff all night. We went to this one place and it was a big-ass farm, and we were playing like capture the bag or some gay shit like that. Weedy an I went into the woods and hid an shit, then we looked on the ground and there were little spots of greenish/yellowish light. I picked it up and it was sorta like a mini slug except it wasn't slimy. "Glow Worms!" She shouted. And I chucked it out into the woods and it was pretty sweet looking so we kept chuckin em all over the place. Cus there was an ass load of em and it was a hell of a time.
Glow Worms are kick ass fun when you throw them.
by Carol March 3, 2005
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can of worms

A can with worms in it...
"Oh look, theres a can with worms in it!"
by Paolo February 12, 2004
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can of worms

dont make me open this can of worms on your ass now, hear?
by vanessa February 15, 2004
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can of worms

The Highlands of New Guinea's equivilant to a big mac.
(said in pidgeon english): "I was starving so I had a can of worms."
by uncleboonie February 15, 2004
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