Whippin' up some softserve

The act of taking a shit.

Johnny: "Where were you sis?"

Susie: "I was in the bathroom whippin' up some softserve!"

by JustAsillyGoose32 February 19, 2011

Whipping the cream

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

by elmacko October 16, 2012

Whasping

To outwardly display one's anger or annoyance, through both body language or verbal communication. Originating from farming slang in the west of Somerset.

Muvver be whasping tonight minddd, she not happy at all!!

by Sclem22 September 5, 2016

whappune

The dankest pune out there, only the Whaps, leaders of the punes, have the right to create bad puns and steal memes.

Yo that Whappune probably got some memes on 'em.

by ya boi charles January 18, 2018

Wrapping sabre pop

The Wrapping sabre pop is when two guys smell the flog of a women and start to battle for it. They both use their FUCKING DONGS to fight to the death to get to her pussy flapper. One male finally wins causing the balls of the other dude to fucking pop open all over his face. He then dies eating a bengal tigers ass. The winning male then gets to wrap his face in that floggy bitch and celebrates his victory by sewing her venthole closed.

guy1; FUCK YOU I CHALLENGE YOU TO A Wrapping sabre pop

Guy2; GET REady yo balls gonna pop

guy3: i wonder whos gonna get the bengal.....

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.

That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.

by Rootsthatclutch January 27, 2022

Australian Wrapping Paper

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.

Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.

by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016