Weiner Slam 

The act of slamming one's weiner and/or any other part of his package in some sort of closable object; particularly a car or shower door.

Sorry I'm late dude. I totally got weiner slamed by my shower door.

Weiner Slam by db24 June 23, 2008

Weiner queef 

When yo dick fard

Oh shit my weiner queef

Weiner queef by nova.Skittles October 18, 2018

weiner cleaner 

a circular bar of soap meant to fit around someones dick. shaped like a doughnut.

yo you getting your cock sucked nukka?
yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode

weiner cleaner by nukkaslappa August 5, 2009

weiner waver 

a guy that likes to engage in indecent exposure

nanny is a weiner waver

weiner waver by reno April 17, 2005

Weiner Jacket 

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

Weiner Jacket by headasexual October 16, 2011

Weiner Salad 

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

Weiner Salad by John Marano August 30, 2006

weiner slap 

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

weiner slap by Man-dog April 11, 2007