Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016

saucy waffles

The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.

Look! Here come the saucy waffles!

by Ang3l1n May 2, 2018

Sympathy Waffles

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.

If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!

by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019

Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.

Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!

by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021

teal__waffles

Teal__waffles is teal__waffles… you can use it as “dumb” too.. but.. only do that if you know teal__waffles

If you know teal__waffles: YOU ARE TEAL__WAFFLES!!!
If you don’t know teal__waffles: t-t-teal..__w-waffle-es

by Teal of waffles August 30, 2021

smackin waffles

(v) having sexual intercourse.

- can also be referred to as spankin waffles, slappin waffles, etc.
- Also variations include being able to put syrup on the waffles, twisting them waffles, etc
- Only thing you can never do is "cut" the waffles

-Did he just go upstairs with that floozie?
-Yea, probably about to be smackin waffles.
- Well I hope he uses the proper utensils because i heard she has been smackin waffles with the whole football team.

by thatguyamilli April 19, 2010

Circus Waffles

A gal who has a gut that hangs over her belt, 1-5 kids (or more) and originates from a mobile home park, and typically is dating a flat-billed cap wearing trailer park counterpart (may or may not be siblings), who is likely to be one or two of the children's fathers (but he likely doesn't know which ones) are usually a mainstay of this fair maiden's wardrobe. Often seen wearing non-maternity clothes, pants unbuttoned to accommodate her constant maternal, gestating state.

Wow, these McGangbangs are awesome!

Yea...holy crap, did you see that bitch over by the window?

Oh god dude, that shit is circus waffles!

Fo sho!

by xerohour July 29, 2009