kiddy vortex 

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!

"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!

kiddy vortex by two blonds May 14, 2017

visual vortex 

A state of optical acuity so extreme that it creates the illusion of a gravitational pull towards the viewer's third eye.

To a dull worker bee a "visual vortex" would be considered the same experience as a hallucination.

That painting shows so much emotion, the visual vortex is alarmingly deep.

visual vortex by Lilly Bambino August 27, 2020

gaping vortex 

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.

I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?

gaping vortex by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021

Consumption Vortex 

Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.

Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “

Consumption Vortex by John. B. Pintman November 6, 2022

porcelain vortex 

whisking something down the toilet bowl

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex

porcelain vortex by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Colombian vortex 

When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.

Yo, we totally gave your Yolanda a Colombian vortex last night.

Colombian vortex by Brexel Boi April 10, 2015

vaginal vortex

it is an area of negative pressure, about three inches in and one inch up, wherein the ego and willpower of a man dissapears, never to be seen again.

Chris isn't hanging out tonight, i think he's deep up in the vaginal vortex.

vaginal vortex by shiiiitballs December 7, 2006