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Is state of depression whereby the victim usually a male is unable to get laid.
Is state of depression whereby the victim usually a male is unable to get laid.
Matt: Hey what's his problem
Josh: Oh he's having a virginity crisis.
John: Yeah that dude so needs to get laid.
Josh: Oh he's having a virginity crisis.
John: Yeah that dude so needs to get laid.
by cool typ March 19, 2008
Get the virginity crisis mug.The state of not having had penetrative sex. Someone who is in this state is termed a virgin. Losing it tends to hurt, mostly for women, but sometimes for men as well. It also has a fuckload of meaning in society (pardon the pun). Men see it as a curse, women keep it for one reason or the other. Why?
For men, getting laid for the first time is harder than hitting a hole-in-one (again I apologize for my punnyness). Dudes don't know the cues and technique to woo effectively at first. The faster one loses it, the more experience and confidence earned compared to one's peers, the easier courtship becomes, the easier it is to find ms right and get bizay.
Women keep it because its so easy to lose for them. If one is at least disturbingly average, all she needs to do is ask. So women value it, and it gains more interest than harvard's endowment did over the last century. Of course, women don't value it as much in men b/c men tend to suck the first time.
For both sexes of course, regardless of their stance, losing it is pretty fucking magical. There are also those crazy mofos who believe virginity is the key (or keyhole) to heaven....which sorta explains why losing it is so pretty fucking magical.
Oh and for you asswipes out there, virginity is *given*, equally by both men and women. It cannot be a "taking" if you give it and should not be actually taken from anybody, male or female. Semantics, people! They most certainly DO fucking matter!
For men, getting laid for the first time is harder than hitting a hole-in-one (again I apologize for my punnyness). Dudes don't know the cues and technique to woo effectively at first. The faster one loses it, the more experience and confidence earned compared to one's peers, the easier courtship becomes, the easier it is to find ms right and get bizay.
Women keep it because its so easy to lose for them. If one is at least disturbingly average, all she needs to do is ask. So women value it, and it gains more interest than harvard's endowment did over the last century. Of course, women don't value it as much in men b/c men tend to suck the first time.
For both sexes of course, regardless of their stance, losing it is pretty fucking magical. There are also those crazy mofos who believe virginity is the key (or keyhole) to heaven....which sorta explains why losing it is so pretty fucking magical.
Oh and for you asswipes out there, virginity is *given*, equally by both men and women. It cannot be a "taking" if you give it and should not be actually taken from anybody, male or female. Semantics, people! They most certainly DO fucking matter!
Dude 1: "I'm getting laid tonight!"
Dude 2: "Shut the fuck up, ya fuckin virgin. Make me a sammich!"
Girl 1: "That's it, no more waiting. I'm losing it."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a slut!"
Dude: "I just lost my virginity!"
Girl: "PLZ STOP PLANKING ME ALREADY!!!"
Samuel L Jackson: "Motherfucka, do I have to read you a motherfuckin script!?! Thrust, mothafucka, I said thrust!"
Dude: 8----------->
Girl: "This is my first time"
Dude: 8---------------------------------------------->
Han Solo: "Let the virginity be with you."
Luke Skywalker: "Man, fuck you! I frenched my sister for crying out loud! I am scarred for life! You are such a dick!"
Han: "Shut the fuck up n make me a sammich."
Dude 2: "Shut the fuck up, ya fuckin virgin. Make me a sammich!"
Girl 1: "That's it, no more waiting. I'm losing it."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a slut!"
Dude: "I just lost my virginity!"
Girl: "PLZ STOP PLANKING ME ALREADY!!!"
Samuel L Jackson: "Motherfucka, do I have to read you a motherfuckin script!?! Thrust, mothafucka, I said thrust!"
Dude: 8----------->
Girl: "This is my first time"
Dude: 8---------------------------------------------->
Han Solo: "Let the virginity be with you."
Luke Skywalker: "Man, fuck you! I frenched my sister for crying out loud! I am scarred for life! You are such a dick!"
Han: "Shut the fuck up n make me a sammich."
by tomazgeofferson August 2, 2012
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the stage in any boy/girl's life which they are sexually innocent; never had intercourse. in my area, most guys lost it around 14-16, and girls usually 13-15..but naturally there are exceptions. girls can really keep it as long as they like (if they can resist temptation)with no problem. but of course for guys it's a different story. other guys will either admire you for it, or they'll use it against you in certain ways. i'm sure some of you know what i mean, the typical guy busting on your balls "you wouldn't know what to do with it", as if watching porn doesn't teach you anything, idiot.. that's just a small example.
i believe my uncle was talking about not "getting any" for a while, so i made one little joke(clear as day joke)to him about it. so he then very promptly and seriously (not joking at all) brings up my virginity and that i "can't get none". geeze dave, why don't you just smack me in the nuts for no reason while your at it? this is why guys are ashamed of virginity, cause others can just go around giving you a low blow like that without even knowing you that well..
by y2c March 13, 2011
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by Agatha H. February 10, 2009
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1. "I'll be back soon mom. I'm going to the park with Sally. We're going to lose our tree virginity together."
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"Hey, man! Lets go play magic in the trench of virginity with Ian"
"Yeah, man, thats cool. We'll never get laid. Woooo!!"
"Yeah, man, thats cool. We'll never get laid. Woooo!!"
by chunky_lova June 26, 2003
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2. This is lost when someone does anal for the first time.
2. This is lost when someone does anal for the first time.
1. I would bet Lucas has a 25% chance of loosing his virginity to a guy and about a 50% chance of loosing his second virginity to a guy.
2. -I heard Brian lost his second virginity
- Yeah, I know that's gross.
2. -I heard Brian lost his second virginity
- Yeah, I know that's gross.
by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009
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