Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.
"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"
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“Don’t get attached, she’s just a vaseline girl—they invited her for the vibes, not your love life.”
“Every good party needs music, drinks, and at least one vaseline girl.”
“Relax bro, she’s just a vaseline girl to keep the party flowing.”
“Every good party needs music, drinks, and at least one vaseline girl.”
“Relax bro, she’s just a vaseline girl to keep the party flowing.”
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