vertical tuna sub 

vagina

Man, I had a vertical tuna sub last night. Delicious!

vertical tuna sub by BeefleIron June 23, 2011

Vertical Bacon Baguette 

Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

Vertical Bacon Baguette by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

vertical sandwich 

the vaginal area.

also known as a camle toe

This girl over here has a vertical sandwich, haha sarah!

vertical sandwich by Alex R. February 11, 2004

Vertical Fur Taco 

A big fat hairy pussy.

Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face.

Vertical Fur Taco by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

vertical hamburger 

Slang for a a vagina.

Damn, that's a nice vertical hamburger.

vertical hamburger by rick labrake November 8, 2005

vertical bathtub 

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

vertical bathtub by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

vertical scissor 

When one (lesbian or straight.. no queers please) performs scissoring, vertically.

Tunechi! LBK!

When two women scissor but one woman is standing up and the other is doing a hand stand. Or you can replace the standing woman with a man.

I wouldn't mind trying the horizontal mambo with that ratchet pussy. Nah man, try the Vertical Scissor but don't step on her hair.

vertical scissor by t-rizzle24 December 19, 2013