Skip to main content

dirty vegetable

The act of engaging in coitus and, while in the midst of passion, the male defecates in his hand, pulls his penis out, rubs the excrement on his erect penis, and places it back inside the females vagina.
I gave her my dirty vegetable on Saturday, she didn't even know! My hand smelled like farts for 3 days.
by owlbattle May 14, 2014
mugGet the dirty vegetablemug.

Vegetable Chicken

A phrase formed by translating each character in its original Chinese form to an English word. Used to describe a poorly performing player in a video game. Slightly offensive.
Player 1: (gave 3 kills in 5 minutes in a League of Legends game)
Player 2: oh player 1 is a vegetable chicken.
by AniviaTheEmpress December 27, 2021
mugGet the Vegetable Chickenmug.

Vegetable Sandler

The opposite of Fruit Booter usually used as a comeback phrase.
by LemonInfluence May 11, 2011
mugGet the Vegetable Sandlermug.

vegetable man

One of the earliest examples of punk rock alongside Beatles' Helter Skelter. Written by Syd Barrett in 1967 and performed by him and The Pink Floyd
by Jenson Marin January 11, 2021
mugGet the vegetable manmug.

vegetables hulk

vegetables hulk is a character from flamingo on YouTube which is found when he plays a game called murder mystery 2 and some guy named GOODIHUNNTERII who starts spamming the phrase vegetables hulk
Guy 1: OMG BRO IS THAT THE HULK

Guy 2: nah bro that's vegetables hulk
by STILL CHILL69420 May 30, 2022
mugGet the vegetables hulkmug.

Vegetable garden

Guy 1: hey look at them. They aren’t doing anything besides standing there zoned out.

Guy 2: yea cuz they’re a vegetable garden.
Guy 1: What’s that?
Guy 2: A group of retards
by wheelie boi May 17, 2018
mugGet the Vegetable gardenmug.

vegetable monster

the thing that will soon replace the Cookie Monster on sesame street
by Condition_Red_PoE July 27, 2006
mugGet the vegetable monstermug.

Share this definition