vonstein

A family that’s kicks so much ass your rectum bleeds

Bro did you see that fight there definitely a Vonstein

by Beenis June 20, 2022

Vonstrophegeus

When a person is Dutch person devours copious amounts of cheese when they're lactose n tolerant

She's Vonstrophegeus! She'll be on the toilet all week after that!

by GronkTheThird June 22, 2022

Kaden Vonstein

Kaden Vonstein is one of if not the sexiest men alive. He’s known for his stunning long hair and super charming personality, not to mention how good he looks on a motorcycle. A badass on a dirtbike and a badass mfer in bed. Any woman would be lucky to have a man as great as the Kaden Vonstein. I know all this about Kaden Vonstein because he is me, I’m Kaden Vonstein the one writing this. I think I’m badass. Thank you for your time.

Wow that dudes awesome he just saved a family from a burning building, he’s almost as cool as Kaden Vonstein

by Beenis January 27, 2025

Vooster

A super cool girl with the last name of "vu."

Voobs is loved and adored by all, including piarr, chen-chen, and calbing; however, piarr is especiall in love with her, but that love is obviously unrequited.

by Kleenex February 6, 2005

vostorious

Something with an extremely violent or sadistic temperment. The word comes from Caramitrian "vostos" meaning violence.

"I can't believe you totally punched that guy in the face! He didn't even do anything to you!"
"Ya well... I'm feeling very vostorious today"
"Oh! Well then I understand completely! My mistake!"

by Prince Water December 19, 2008

Von-St. Aubinomics

Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself. 
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
 
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.

Dude 1: WTF was that guy talking about?
Dude 2: some crazy shit called Von-St. Aubinomics!

by Von St. Aubin March 5, 2011

Vontoo

Verb - to trick a coworker by having a third party call service call him at all hours, repeatedly, with cooperation from the entire department. Calls typically occur in rapid sequence several times daily. Approximately 250 voicemails are left on average.

Dude, you just got vontooed.

by Teeee Kay November 16, 2011